November 1, 2012 
Here is what happens to you when you become a blogger:
- You age prematurely
- Deep-seeded anxiety grows every day you don’t post something new
- Everything becomes a metaphor for blogging
- Your breath gets bad – and then the headaches start
- You learn to repeat yourself in creative ways
- WordPress and SEO become obsessions
- You steal ideas like a professional cat burglar
- Trolls begin to stalk you… in your dreams
- Traffic has a completely different meaning than commuter congestion
- Did I mention
stealingrepurposing?
- Deadlines become Kind-Of-But-Not-Really-Deadlines
- You carry excuses around in a burlap sack
- Repeat when necessary
- Did you know that quotations can become entire blog posts?
- When all else fails: repeat yourself
- Guest bloggers are like angels of mercy from heaven
- Sometimes you just need to cry
- You get used to people calling you an idiot
- Spelling erors are inevitable
- You take quiet joy when bloggers you follow don’t post for weeks
- You pray for a social media crisis to exploit
- Learn to declare stuff dead
- Make a list with a random number attached to it
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This is fantastic. I’m stealing…er…re-purposing it.
The pleasure is all mine and the pleasure is all mine.
Haha, this is perfect.
Reblogged this on heythere imbecca and commented:
Well put. Bahahaha. #perfect
Reblogged this on Drunk On Pop and commented:
There has literally been nothing to talk about lately, so I’m glad that I can share with you all some blogging humor